The AWESOME QUOTES thread.

[James]

This wasn't in Music/Tv/Films/Book because, well, it's ANY quotes, not just from the media.

"Whereas the mail... IMMIGRANT BABY BOOM..."
"Sorry I've pissed in your coffee -- I have asthma!"
"It's good to see him taking back the Scottish lifestyle with him... He's living in a tent and taking morphine every day"
"Berlusconi went only because he heard Jordan was coming, and left when he found out it was the country" XD
"DO YOU REALLY HAVE A RACIST DOOR?"

[Mark]

Berlusconi?

[Shad]

inb4TTGL








Who the duck do you think I am?

[James]

Berlusconi?

Ah, thanks

[Super Macho Mash]

I don't mean "bitches" in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for women!

[JGillo]

A true gentlemen leaves no puzzle unsolved.

[PixelF]

"You may not believe in life, but I do not believe in death!"

"aethiests never bothered me, one group do though, agnostics. We were all doubtful, if Jesus could question and scream against his faith, then he was acting on human urges. Staying agnosticfor more than a season is idiotic. It's like choosing immobility for transport"

[DrSpoony]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[Anonymous User]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Adam and Jamie, aren't they dreamy

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

[laughingjumpman]

Someone watched MtW last night. It was brilliant though.

'200 hours. The point at which masturbation becomes self-harm?'

Not from Mock the Week: "No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy".

[Sleepy Head 8]

"YAY! Egg."

[lewthema]

MtW was awsome last night xD.
Last week's one was better though.

[BADGER!]

"Quick operator! What's the number for 911?"

[James]

"Shut the door! I'm kicking the mole!"

[Rout Majin]

"I hate you... You're a bastard!!"

[James]

"I hate you... You're a bastard!!"

Stop quoting what my girlfriend says to me.

[Sleepy Head 8]

"The fairytale was climbing up a mountain far too steep"

[laughingjumpman]

'We've created something that lets you know if a girl fancies you... We call it 'Beer'.'

[James]

Hey here's an awesome set of quotes.

We need to restart the argument

Cram it up yer mums ass

blobby is... ya mum

Sure u also like some cum

You like other mens cum

Gang bang every night

You like other mens cum

indeed

or blobby's

shitdick even

blank spaced adam

use yubbs hatasa warm dildo

and alex in a minute

basil brush sez duck jesus

THE END

[Deku scrub]

haha have you seen on ONM yubels apoligising he thought it would be better if he deleted it but people quoted it ^_^

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