Breaking People's Minds

MSN wrote:James says:
you suffer from a mental illness.

Alex says:
Probably!

James says:
you can't even think properly.

Alex says:
I bloody well ostrich :S#

James says:
"can".

James says:
alex, you're going insane.

Alex says:
That's what I said, bactrian camel

Alex says:
MOOHONK

James says:
the worst part is, your subconcious is lying to you afterwards, telling you that what you just said was in fact you doing an ironic joke, however that is not true, it is just your subconcious doing its job - to protect your conscious from realising that you are suffering from severe mental damage.

Alex says:
Ooh, nice mindfuck :-O

Alex says:
I went mad years ago /OhU

James says:
again, the horrible truth is that is your subconcious letting out the truth in a way that does not damage your "ego" or "id" - by putting that you went mad in a joke form. truth is, you really did.

Alex says:
I know I did :S

Alex says:
I'm not joking here

James says:
you're still mad now. in fact you can't even have a proper conversation as all the words you say are not purposely linked to the conversation at question. everything you say is totally random. if it looks non-non-sequitur (sequitur, to use it's improper yet more widespread name) then it is pure coincidence.
in fact all convos with you are miracles.

Alex says:
Pogo stick

James says:
someone would normally view that as you making a joke however someone aware like me or the person who is with me right now who knows the truth is realising that pogo stick is just that. pogo stick. not a joke, just one of the many words you accidentally spout.

Alex says:
Spout!

James says:
and now he is re-saying what i am saying because his brain has detected words

Alex says:
Words!

James says:
in fact i'm going to stop talking to you as there's no point. i cannot gain any intellectual knowledge or humour from you.

Alex says:
Oh, Jameds

Alex says:
Okay, I can't type for shit, granted.

Alex says:
What happened to the friendship? D:

James says:
i don't even know why my brain is trying to understand what you're saying, i know full well that what you are saying is completely coincidental that it makes sense, yet i still automatically read what you said as if you actually meant it.

Alex says:
Watch it /hmm

Alex says:
You can stop being a twatty troll now.

James says:
i'd acknowledge these insulting accusations as bad if i wasn't aware you couldn't consciously string together those words for a purpose. anyway i'm tired now, goodnight (i'm hoping the goodnight seeps into your brain's subconscious so it produces endorphins to make you happy when you are asleep.)

goodnight